What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 10:55

-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Switch, Xbox, and the portable future of games - The Verge
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”